Employment related program activities

According the the BBC (by way of the Happy Tutor), "Fast-food giant McDonald's has launched a petition to get the dictionary definition of a McJob changed."

Changed to what? asks the Tutor.

Probably something like this:

Mc·Job (mĭk-jŏb') n. Slang
Employment at a large, dynamic company utlizing both physical and people skills while bypassing the need for traditional matriculation or the associated expenses, offering both in-house training and a career path to full associate interfacing with management through well-defined processes, while providing the autonomy of self-provided healthcare. Often features exciting, peformance-driven culture where contributions are recognized down to the keystroke level, with outcome metrics tied to the capabilities of standard biological organisms.