And that’s the news

Amnesty International Report: U.S. leads war OF terror

Scrappy human rights org fights back, calls Bush on “War on Terror” bluff

Amnesty lands punch with “Gulag of our times” phrase

Media rushes microphone in front of discredited, universally loathed leaders

Administration huffs in unison: Absurd! I’m offended! Silly little org was hoodwinked!

Hive-minded Murkans nod heads, curse liberal org with an agenda (human rights)

Distraction over, media returns to Michael Jackson trial, runaway bride update