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Friday, February 04, 2005

Highlights from today's Ironic Times

U. S. NEWS
Bush Sets Busy Agenda for
Second Term

“Plunge world into final conflict where righteous ascend to heaven” just one of many ambitious goals.

FACTOID
Study: 9.3 Million Victims of
Identity Theft Last Year

But their increased purchasing helped boost the economy.

More Journalists Reportedly
On White House Payroll

All employees of Fox News, The Washington Times, The New York Post, eighty-nine other newspapers and magazines, plus seventy-seven op-ed columnists, fifty-four political cartoonists, and three hundred and twenty-six radio personalities were paid a total of $13.2 billion to promote Bush agenda.

ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Homeland Security Drops Terror
Alert Level Chart

“It served its purpose before the election,” says spokesman.

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